Hermie the Worm

I was sittin’ on a fence post chewin’ my bubble gum (smack-smack-smack-smack) playin’ with my yo-yo (doowop-doowop)
When along came Hermie the Worm
and he was this big (hold out fingers 3 centimeters apart) And I said “Hermie! what happened?”
“I ate a daisy!”
I was sittin’ on a fence post
chewin’ my bubble gum (smack-smack-smack-smack) playin’ with my yo-yo (doowop- doowop)
When along came Hermie the Worm
and he was this big (hold out fingers 10 centimeters apart) And I said “Hermie! what happened?”
“I ate a Brownie!”
I was sittin’ on a fence post chewin’ my bubble gum (smack-smack-smack-smack) playin’ with my yo-yo (doowop-doowop)
When along came Hermie the Worm
and he was this big (hold out hands a foot apart) And I said “Hermie! what happened?”
“I ate a Junior!”
I was sittin’ on a fence post chewin’ my bubble gum (smack-smack-smack-smack) playin’ with my yo-yo (doowop-doowop)
When along came Hermie the Worm
and he was this big (hold out hands 2 feet apart) And I said “Hermie! what happened?”
“I ate a Cadette!”
I was sittin’ on a fence post chewin’ my bubble gum (smack-smack-smack-smack) playin’ with my yo-yo (doowop-doowop)
When along came Hermie the Worm
and he was this big (hold out hands 3 feet apart) And I said “Hermie! what happened?”
“I ate a Senior!”
I was sittin’ on a fence post chewin’ my bubble gum (smack-smack-smack-smack) playin’ with my yo-yo (doowop-doowop)
When along came Hermie the Worm
and he was this big (hold out hands almost all the way apart) And I said “Hermie! what happened?”
“I ate an Ambassador!”
I was sittin’ on a fence post chewin’ my bubble gum (smack-smack-smack-smack) playin’ with my yo-yo (doowop-doowop)
When along came Hermie the Worm
and he was this big (hold out hands all the way apart) And I said “Hermie! what happened?”
“I ate a Leader!”
I was sittin’ on a fence post chewin’ my bubble gum (smack-smack-smack-smack) playin’ with my yo-yo (doowop-doowop)
When along came Hermie the Worm
and he was this big
he was this big (hold out fingers 1 inch apart) And I said “Hermie! what happened?”
“I burped!”