Bazooka Bubblegum

My mom gave me a penny
She told me to buy a henny
But I didn’t buy no henny
Instead, I bought some bubblegum.
Bazooka-zooka bubblegum
Bazooka-zooka bubblegum

My mom gave me a nickel
She told me to buy a pickle
But I didn’t buy no pickle
Instead, I bought some bubblegum.
Bazooka-zooka bubblegum
Bazooka-zooka bubblegum

My mom gave me a dime
She told me to buy a lime
But I didn’t buy no lime
Instead, I bought some bubblegum.
Bazooka-zooka bubblegum
Bazooka-zooka bubblegum

My mom gave me a quarter
She told me to buy some water
But I didn’t buy no water
Instead, I bought some bubblegum.
Bazooka-zooka bubblegum
Bazooka-zooka bubblegum

My mom gave me a dollar
She told me to buy a collar
But I didn’t buy no collar
Instead, I bought some bubblegum.
Bazooka-zooka bubblegum
Bazooka-zooka bubblegum

My mom gave me a five
She told me to stay alive
But I didn’t stay alive
Instead, I choked on bubblegum.
Bazooka-zooka bubblegum
Bazooka-zooka bubblegum